{"id":13891,"date":"2014-01-06T00:00:53","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T08:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/?p=13891"},"modified":"2023-04-15T13:04:41","modified_gmt":"2023-04-15T20:04:41","slug":"making-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/2014\/01\/06\/making-a-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Making a joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-13892\" src=\"http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-1024x406.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-1024x406.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-300x119.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-768x305.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-1536x609.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-2048x812.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2023\/04\/making-a-joke-540x214.jpg 540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-13891-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/06-Track-6.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/06-Track-6.mp3\">http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/06-Track-6.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>\u958b\u73a9\u7b11Making a Joke<br \/>\n\u6709\u4e00\u5929\uff0c\u7238\u7238\u548c\u4e2d\u4e2d\u5728\u5403\u5348\u98ef\u3002<br \/>\nOne day, daddy and\u00a0 Zhong-Zhong were eating lunch<\/p>\n<p>\u7238\u7238\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u6211\u53ef\u4ee5\u5403\u5169\u500b\u5305\u5b50\uff0c\u9084\u53ef\u4ee5\u559d\u4e00\u676f\u725b\u5976\u3002\u300d<br \/>\nDaddy said, I can eat two buns, and (also) drink a glass of milk.<\/p>\n<p>\u7238\u7238\u554f\u4e2d\u4e2d\uff1a\u300c\u4f60\u5462?\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u5403\u5e7e\u500b\u5305\u5b50?\u300d<br \/>\nDaddy ask Zhong-Zhong: How about you? How many buns can you eat?<\/p>\n<p>\u4e2d\u4e2d\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u6211\u4e0d\u5403\u5305\u5b50\uff0c\u6211\u8981\u5403\u4e5d\u982d\u725b\uff0c\u9084\u53ef\u4ee5\u5403\u5f88\u591a\u9b5a\u3002\u300d<br \/>\nZhiong-Zhong said, I don\u2019t want to eat buns, I want to eat nine heads of cattle and(also) a lot of fish.<\/p>\n<p>\u7238\u7238\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u771f\u7684\u55ce\uff1f\u592a\u53ef\u6015\u4e86\u5427!\u300d<br \/>\nDaddy said: Is that so? that\u2019s really horrible!<\/p>\n<p>\u4e2d\u4e2d\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u54c8\u54c8\uff01\u6211\u8981\u5403\u7684\u662f\u52d5\u7269\u9905\u4e7e\u561b\uff01\u300d<br \/>\nZhong-Zhong said: Ha Ha what I want to eat is animal crackers!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/joke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13894\" src=\"http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"915\" height=\"778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/joke.jpg 915w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/joke-300x255.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/joke-768x653.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/398\/2014\/01\/joke-271x230.jpg 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 915px) 100vw, 915px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u958b\u73a9\u7b11Making a Joke \u6709\u4e00\u5929\uff0c\u7238\u7238\u548c\u4e2d\u4e2d\u5728\u5403\u5348\u98ef\u3002 One day, daddy and\u00a0 Zhong-Zhong were eating lunch \u7238\u7238\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u6211\u53ef\u4ee5\u5403\u5169\u500b\u5305\u5b50\uff0c\u9084\u53ef\u4ee5\u559d\u4e00\u676f\u725b\u5976\u3002\u300d Daddy said, I can eat two buns, and (also) drink a glass of milk. \u7238\u7238\u554f\u4e2d\u4e2d\uff1a\u300c\u4f60\u5462?\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u5403\u5e7e\u500b\u5305\u5b50?\u300d Daddy ask Zhong-Zhong: How about you? How many buns can you eat? \u4e2d\u4e2d\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u6211\u4e0d\u5403\u5305\u5b50\uff0c\u6211\u8981\u5403\u4e5d\u982d\u725b\uff0c\u9084\u53ef\u4ee5\u5403\u5f88\u591a\u9b5a\u3002\u300d Zhiong-Zhong said, I don\u2019t want to eat buns, I want to eat nine heads [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":446,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meizhou-chinese"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/446"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}