{"id":14935,"date":"2022-01-24T00:00:36","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T08:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/?p=14935"},"modified":"2026-07-16T06:56:59","modified_gmt":"2026-07-16T13:56:59","slug":"seven-driving-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/huahuafun\/2022\/01\/24\/seven-driving-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Seven driving jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n10-1 B – 1-7<\/a>\u00a0 PPT<\/p>\n

\u7b11\u8a71\u4e00Joke One
\n\u6709\u4e00\u5929\uff0c\u6e6f\u59c6\u958b\u8457\u525b\u8cb7\u7684\u65b0\u8eca\u5728\u5c71\u8def\u4e0a\u515c\u98a8 \u3002One day, Tom drove the new car he just bought on the mountain road.
\n\u9019\u6642\uff0c\u5c0d\u9762\u4f86\u4e86\u4e00\u8f1b\u5c0f\u5361\u8eca\uff0c\u90a3\u500b\u4eba\u6416\u4e0b\u8eca\u7a97\u5c0d\u8457\u6e6f\u59c6\u558a\u4e86\u4e00\u8072\u300c\u8c6c\uff01\u300d\u7136\u5f8c\u5c31\u958b\u904e\u53bb\u4e86At this moment, a small truck came across, and the man rolled down the window and shouted “Pig!” to Tom and drove over.
\n\u6e6f\u59c6\u6c23\u58de\u4e86\uff0c\u4ed6\u56de\u982d\u5927\u53eb \uff1a\u300c\u4f60\u624d\u662f\u8c6c \uff01\u8c6c \uff01 \u8c6c \uff01\u8c6c \uff01\u300d\u7830\u7684\u4e00\u8072\uff0c\u554a\uff01\u6e6f\u59c6\u7684\u8eca\u649e\u4e0a\u4e86\u4e00\u982d\u8c6c \uff01Tom was so angry that he turned around and shouted: “You are a pig! Pig! Pig! Pig!” With a bang, ah! Tom’s car hit a pig!
\n\u7b11\u8a71\u4e8c\u4e00Joke 2
\n\u6709\u4e00\u5929\uff0c\u6709\u4e00\u500b\u4eba\u5728\u9ad8\u901f\u516c\u8def\u7684\u8def\u80a9\u4e0a \uff0c \u5403\u529b\u5730\u63a8\u7740\u8eca\u5b50\uff0cOne day, a man was pushing the car hard on the shoulder of the highway.
\n\u4ea4\u901a\u8b66\u5bdf\u505c\u4e0b\u4f86\u554f\uff1a\u300c\u5148\u751f\uff0c\u8eca\u5b50\u51fa\u554f\u984c\u4e86\u55ce\uff1f\u300dThe traffic police stopped and asked, “Sir, is there a problem with the car?”
\n\u90a3\u4eba\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u8eca\u6c92\u554f\u984c\uff0c\u4f46\u662f\u6211\u5fd8\u4e86\u5e36\u99d5\u7167\u4e0d\u80fd\u958b\u8eca\uff0c \u53ea\u597d\u4e0b\u4f86\u63a8\u8457\u8d70 \u3002 \u300dThe man said, “The car is fine, but I forgot to bring it. I can\u2019t drive with my driver\u2019s license, so I had to get down and push.
\n\u7b11\u8a71\u4e09\u2014Joke 3
\n\u665a\u4e0a\u7684\u9727\u5f88\u5927\uff0c\u6709\u4e00\u8f1b\u8eca\u7dca\u8ddf\u8457\u53e6\u4e00\u8f1b\u8eca \u5728\u8def\u4e0a\u8d70\u3002The fog was heavy at night, and there was a car following another car on the road.\u7a81\u7136\uff0c\u524d\u9762\u7684\u8eca\u505c\u4e86\uff0c\u5f8c\u9762\u7684 \u4eba\u4f86\u4e0d\u53ca\u5239\u6bba\u8eca\uff0c\u5c31\u649e\u4e86\u4e0a\u53bb\u3002\u5f8c\u9762\u7684\u4eba\u6416\u4e0b\u8eca\u7a97\uff0c\u5927\u53eb\uff1a\u300c\u9019\u9ebc\u5927\u7684\u9727\uff0c\u600e\u9ebc\u53ef\u4ee5\u6025\u5239\u8eca\uff1f\u300dSuddenly, the car in front stopped, and the people behind did not have time to brake the car, so they ran into it. The man in the back rolled down the car window and shouted, “How can you brake suddenly in such a fog?”
\n\u524d\u9762\u7684\u4eba\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u83ab\u540d\u5176\u5999\uff01\u9019\u662f\u6211\u5bb6\u7684\u8eca\u5eab\uff0c\u4f60\u4f86\u505a\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff1f\u300dThe man in front said, “Unexplainable! This is my garage. What are you doing?
\n\u7b11\u8a71\u56db\u2014Joke 4
\n\u6709\u4e00\u5929\uff0c\u5091\u514b\u6b63\u5728\u958b\u8eca\uff0c\u4ed6\u592a\u592a\u4f86\u96fb\u8a71\uff1a\u300c\u5091\u514b\uff0c\u525b\u525b\u807d\u898b\u6536\u97f3\u6a5f\u5831\u544a \uff0c \u5728\u5357\u4e0b \u7684\u4e94\u865f\u9ad8\u901f\u516c\u8def\u4e0a \uff0c\u6709\u8f1b\u8eca\u5411\u5317\u958b \uff0c\u4f60 \u8981\u5c0f\u5fc3\u54e6\uff01\u300dOne day, Jack was driving. His wife called: “Jack, just heard the radio report. On Highway 5 going south, there is a car driving north. Be careful!”
\n\u5091\u514b\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u6211\u770b\u898b\u4e86\uff0c\u4e0d\u662f \u4e00\u8f1b\uff0c\u6709\u5341\u5e7e\u8f1b\u3002\u5594\uff01\u5f88\u597d\uff0c\u8b66\u8eca\u4f86\u4e86\uff01\u300d
\nJack said, “I saw No, it\u2019s not one, there are a dozen. Oh! Very good, the police car is here!
\n\u7b11\u8a71\u4e94\u2014Joke 5
\n\u6709\u500b\u9a0e\u6469\u6258\u8eca\u7684\u4eba \uff0c \u4ed6\u559c\u6b61\u628a\u5916\u5957\u53cd\u8457\u7a7f \uff0c \u9019\u6a23\u53ef\u4ee5\u64cb\u98a8 \u3002\u6709\u4e00\u5929 \uff0c\u4ed6\u5728\u9ad8\u901f\u516c\u8def\u4e0a \u548c\u4e00\u8f1b\u5361\u8eca\u76f8\u649e \uff0c\u4ed6\u88ab\u6454\u5728\u8def\u65c1\u3002\u8b66\u5bdf\u8d95\u4f86 \u4e86
\nThere is a motorcyclist who likes to wear his jacket backwards so as to keep out the wind. One day, he collided with a truck on the highway and he was thrown by the side of the road. The police came…
\n\u4e00\u500b\u8b66\u5bdf\u8aaa \uff1a\u300c\u554a\uff01\u5b89\u5168\u5e3d\u649e\u6241\u4e86\uff0c\u81c9\u90fd\u649e\u5230\u5f8c\u9762\u53bb\u4e86\u3002\u300d\u53e6\u4e00\u500b\u8b66\u5bdf\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u55ef\uff0c \u4ed6\u9084\u6709\u547c\u5438\uff0c\u6211\u5011\u628a\u4ed6\u7684\u982d\u8f49\u56de\u4f86\u5427 \uff01\u2026\u300d\u5361\u8e82\u4e00\u8072\uff0c\u554a\uff01\u4ed6\u7684\u547c\u5438\u505c\u6b62\u4e86\u3002A policeman said, “Ah! The helmet was squashed, and his face hit the back.” Another policeman said, “Well, he is still breathing. Let’s turn his head back!… “A slap, ah! His breathing stopped.
\n\u7b11\u8a71\u516d\u2014Joke 6
\n\u6709\u500b\u7761\u7720\u4e0d\u8db3\u7684\u4eba\uff0c\u958b\u8eca\u8ff7\u8ff7\u7cca\u7cca\uff0c\u8001\u58d3 \u9ec3\u7dda\uff0c\u8b66\u5bdf\u4ee5\u70ba\u4ed6\u559d\u9189\u9152\uff0c\u5c31\u8981\u4ed6\u505c\u8eca\u4e0b \u4f86\u505a\u6aa2\u67e5\uff0c\u7d50\u679c\u767c\u73fe\u4ed6\u6c92\u559d\u9152\uff0c\u8b66\u5bdf\u4e00\u908a \u505a\u7d00\u9304\u4e00\u908a\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u597d\u4e86 \uff01\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u8d70\u4e86\uff01\u300dThere was a person who lacked sleep. He drove in a daze. He used to press the yellow line. The police thought he was drunk and asked him to stop for a check. It turned out that he was not drinking. The police made a record and said: You can go now!”
\n\u4ed6\u9023\u5fd9\u947d\u9032\u8eca\u5b50\uff0c\u767c\u52d5\u5f15\u64ce\uff0c\u4e00\u8def\u958b\u56de\u5bb6 \u3002 \u4e0d\u4e45 \uff0c \u90a3\u500b\u8b66\u5bdf\u4f86\u6572\u9580 \uff0c \u81c9\u8272\u5f88\u4e0d\u597d \u770b\uff0c\u4ed6\u554f \uff1a\u300c\u8eca\u5b50\u5462\uff1f\u300d\u90a3\u4eba\u56de\u7b54\uff1a\u300c\u5728\u8eca\u5eab\u554a \uff01\u300d\u8b66\u5bdf\u8b93\u4ed6\u6253\u958b\u8eca\u5eab \uff0c\u554a \uff01 \u539f\u4f86\u4ed6\u628a\u8b66\u8eca\u958b\u56de\u4f86\u4e86\uff01\u9084\u5fd8\u4e86\u7184\u706b\u5462\uff01He quickly got into the car, started the engine, and drove home. Soon, the policeman came knocking on the door and his face was very ugly. He asked, “Where is the car?” The man replied, “In the garage!” The police asked him to open the garage, ah! It turned out that he drove the police car back! He forgot to turn off the engine!
\n\u7b11\u8a71\u4e03\u2014Joke 7
\n\u4e00\u500b\u8b66\u5bdf\u5728\u8857\u4e0a\u6514\u4e0b\u4e00\u8f1b\u8dd1\u8eca\uff0c\u4ed6\u8ddf\u99d5\u99db\u4eba\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u4f60\u9023\u95d6\u4e09\u500b\u7d05\u71c8\uff0c\u53c8\u8d85\u901f\uff0c\u6211\u8981 \u7d66\u4f60\u958b\u5169\u5f35\u7f70\u55ae\u3002\u300d\u90a3\u500b\u4eba\u4e0d\u8010\u7169\u5730\u8aaa\uff1a \u300c\u7d05\u71c8\u7da0\u71c8\uff0c\u8df3\u4f86\u8df3\u53bb\uff0c\u770b\u4e0d\u6e05\u695a\uff01\u300dA policeman stopped a sports car on the street. He told the driver, “You run three red lights and you are speeding. I will give you two tickets.” The man said impatiently, “Red The light is green, jumping around, you can\u2019t see clearly!\u201d
\n\u90a3\u500b\u4eba\u7684\u592a\u592a\u9023\u5fd9\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u9577\u5b98\uff01\u5225\u7406\u4ed6\uff0c\u4ed6 \u559d\u9152\u559d\u591a\u4e86\u624d\u4e82\u8aaa\u8a71\u3002\u300d\u8b66\u5bdf\u62ff\u51fa\u624b\u92ac\uff0c \u5c0d\u90a3\u4eba\u8aaa\uff1a\u300c\u9152\u5f8c\u99d5\u8eca\uff0c\u4f60\u88ab\u902e\u6355\u4e86\uff0c\u8ddf\u6211\u8d70\u3002\u300dThe man\u2019s wife said quickly, \u201cSir! Leave him alone, he only talked nonsense after drinking too much.\u201d The policeman took out the handcuffs and said to the man, \u201cDrunk. Drive, you are arrested, follow me.”<\/p>\n

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