{"id":64,"date":"2015-11-23T11:39:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-23T03:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/odgeodge\/?p=64"},"modified":"2016-09-15T15:39:14","modified_gmt":"2016-09-15T07:39:14","slug":"my-back-yard-is-no-longer-here-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog2.huayuworld.org\/odgeodge\/2015\/11\/23\/my-back-yard-is-no-longer-here-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"my back yard is no longer here anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

So Mrs. Katrinka started painting the sections of crane she took down each day. She painted them, and then welded them into interesting sorts of sculptures. When her basement became too full of sculptures, she set the sculptures out in her back yard DR REBORN<\/a>. <\/p>\n

It didn’t take long for people to flock from all over the neighborhood to see Mrs. Katrinka’s sculptures. One day, one of her neighbors walked right up her front steps and asked if she might buy one of the sculptures. <\/p>\n

Well, Mrs. Katrinka didn’t know what to say. She didn’t make the sculptures to sell. She made the sculptures because it’s hard to hide all the bits of a 60 foot crane in your trash. <\/p>\n

On the very day that she took down the last section of the crane, the man who used to own the construction company came back to pick up his crane. “Sorry, sir,” Mrs. Katrinka said DR REBORN<\/a>. <\/p>\n

“The crane you left in . It’s hiding in empty cans of tuna fish, over-ripe watermelons, and old smelly socks. If you want to put it back together, you’ll have to go looking through lots of empty tuna fish cans, over-ripe watermelons, and old socks.” <\/p>\n

“Well, ma’am,” said the construction company man. “I really shouldn’t have left that 60 foot crane in your back yard. It wasn’t the right thing to do, and I’d like to apologize to you.” <\/p>\n

Mrs. Katrinka looked the man up and down. He looked as if he was genuinely sorry for what he had done. <\/p>\n

“Oh, all right,” Mrs. Katrinka said. “If you’d like to take home some of the 60 foot crane you left in my back yard, it’s sitting right over there in those six sculptures DR REBORN<\/a>.” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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