舊習俗與新人類的平衡點

這兩天整理一下家,也整理一下自己的外接硬碟,免得它們有任何突發狀況,資料叫不回來就糟糕了。資料要隨時記得備份。

順便看了一下有什麼可以先貼一下,因為太久沒更新了。

看到黃正文老師貼的一篇文章,蠻有意思的,與大家分享。

到底怎樣才是對的?


誠心就好誠心就好…

好好笑~ 中元普渡….看看新世代媳婦怎麼拜(要看完ㄡ~愈後面愈厲害ㄡ…)

我們一群女孩子嫁出去之後,家中的掃墓活動就冷清了許多,不過拜拜越來越簡單,也越來越奇特。

婆婆家祭祖拜神的米酒,其實就是寶特瓶的水裡面放了幾顆米,我搞不清楚為什麼會這個樣子,不過,我婆婆卻老神在在的說:

有水有米,他們會自己釀成米酒。」(是這樣嗎?)

以前幫祖先倒酒,通常第一遍倒個三分滿,過了約十分鐘後 ! 才倒第二次酒,  再過十分鐘後又倒第三次酒,

不過婆婆家卻是 ,倒了第一次酒後馬上倒第二次, 然後又馬上倒第三次,她說這樣–祖先比較不會等太久。這是怎樣,要祖先一開始胃空空就來個先乾三杯ㄇ?

嫁出去的女兒不能拜自己家祖先嗎?以前人都這樣說,不過這次我爺爺忌日,我媽媽就去跟祖先牌位說:

不好意思!那天大家剛好都有事情,只好嫁出去的大女兒回來祭拜您,

如果您老人! 家覺得她嫁出去不可以拜,就是不認她是您孫女,那就餓肚子吧!」(真是夠犀利ㄚ!

後來老媽得到舅媽的指示,以後就選一年過年祭祖的時候,敬告各位回來吃年夜飯的祖先,您們的忌日因為大家工作繁忙,以後我就不一一的拜了,一律到九九重陽節一次拜齊,請大家要記得已經改時間了,所以不要回來吃不到心理不高興~~(哈!老 媽還為此種方法得意很久呢!)

話說我媽的姊妹淘更是厲害,這位阿姨因為有一次從一樓的廚房將菜端到三樓的神明廳的途中,在樓梯間跌倒,整盤菜就散落在樓梯間,她因此很生氣,

想說這些祖先神明既然有神通的力量或鬼通的力量,就應該不需要爬樓梯,因此從此之後,她就煮好飯菜,放在一樓廚房的餐桌上排好,然後一個人上到三樓神明廳,「請眾祖先神明『移駕』下樓吃飯!

將阿姨跟婆婆的方法告訴了一個朋友之後,她竟然很疑惑的看著我說:

「這很奇怪嗎?我媽媽現在都直接包個紅包給祖先,請他們自己喜歡吃什麼自己去買去!」(真的假的呀? 學起來!)

後來去一個佛堂那邊拜拜,忽然看到她們佛桌前面的! 供品竟然是一盤香皂,一種很傳統式的平安淨身皂,我就問說:「怎麼?可以拜香皂嗎?

旁邊一個朋友就說:「你都認為他們會上來吃飯兼賞花了,難道不能洗澡嗎?」(是、是,大姐說的是,那要不要擺澡盆呢?

有一天,我家的老爺不小心透露了我在台北家中拜地基主的方式給婆婆聽,婆婆就大驚小怪的跑來問我說:「地基主都要拜煮好的牲禮,聽說你竟然拜?K利商店買的罐頭、綠豆( 只有整包綠豆喔!沒煮!)

還有根本沒有煮的整包冬粉喔!哪有人這樣的?」婆婆質問的說著。

這時候,我這個乖媳婦就一臉茫然,完全無辜的表情說:「不行嗎?我不知道耶!

我的心裡OS說:「奇怪?你們家的神明就可以給水加米讓他自己去釀米酒了,

怎麼我家的地基主不可以給他冬粉、綠豆、罐頭,讓他自己煮冬粉、煮綠豆湯、開罐頭吃呢!( 超級歐巴桑們真是太利害了!通通學起來~~~~)

—-! 我老公家的拜拜新招—-(我覺得這一招最經典)

清明拜的三牲-

麥香雞、麥香魚、豬肉滿福堡

你沒看錯,就是麥當勞啦!

後來我有表達…. 麥香雞改成我愛吃的肯德基 !!!


沒錯心誠就好。

在海外的我們也得想一想如何教導在海外長大的子女與學生們。好大的一個問題

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