10-1 B – 1-7  PPT

笑話一Joke One
有一天，湯姆開著剛買的新車在山路上兜風 。One day, Tom drove the new car he just bought on the mountain road.
這時，對面來了一輛小卡車，那個人搖下車窗對著湯姆喊了一聲「豬！」然後就開過去了At this moment, a small truck came across, and the man rolled down the window and shouted “Pig!” to Tom and drove over.
湯姆氣壞了，他回頭大叫 ：「你才是豬 ！豬 ！ 豬 ！豬 ！」砰的一聲，啊！湯姆的車撞上了一頭豬 ！Tom was so angry that he turned around and shouted: “You are a pig! Pig! Pig! Pig!” With a bang, ah! Tom’s car hit a pig!
笑話二一Joke 2
有一天，有一個人在高速公路的路肩上 ， 吃力地推着車子，One day, a man was pushing the car hard on the shoulder of the highway.
交通警察停下來問：「先生，車子出問題了嗎？」The traffic police stopped and asked, “Sir, is there a problem with the car?”
那人說：「車沒問題，但是我忘了帶駕照不能開車， 只好下來推著走 。 」The man said, “The car is fine, but I forgot to bring it. I can’t drive with my driver’s license, so I had to get down and push.
笑話三—Joke 3
晚上的霧很大，有一輛車緊跟著另一輛車 在路上走。The fog was heavy at night, and there was a car following another car on the road.突然，前面的車停了，後面的 人來不及刹殺車，就撞了上去。後面的人搖下車窗，大叫：「這麼大的霧，怎麼可以急刹車？」Suddenly, the car in front stopped, and the people behind did not have time to brake the car, so they ran into it. The man in the back rolled down the car window and shouted, “How can you brake suddenly in such a fog?”
前面的人說：「莫名其妙！這是我家的車庫，你來做什麼？」The man in front said, “Unexplainable! This is my garage. What are you doing?
笑話四—Joke 4
有一天，傑克正在開車，他太太來電話：「傑克，剛剛聽見收音機報告 ， 在南下 的五號高速公路上 ，有輛車向北開 ，你 要小心哦！」One day, Jack was driving. His wife called: “Jack, just heard the radio report. On Highway 5 going south, there is a car driving north. Be careful!”
傑克說：「我看見了，不是 一輛，有十幾輛。喔！很好，警車來了！」
Jack said, “I saw No, it’s not one, there are a dozen. Oh! Very good, the police car is here!
笑話五—Joke 5
有個騎摩托車的人 ， 他喜歡把外套反著穿 ， 這樣可以擋風 。有一天 ，他在高速公路上 和一輛卡車相撞 ，他被摔在路旁。警察趕來 了
There is a motorcyclist who likes to wear his jacket backwards so as to keep out the wind. One day, he collided with a truck on the highway and he was thrown by the side of the road. The police came…
一個警察說 ：「啊！安全帽撞扁了，臉都撞到後面去了。」另一個警察說：「嗯， 他還有呼吸，我們把他的頭轉回來吧 ！…」卡躂一聲，啊！他的呼吸停止了。A policeman said, “Ah! The helmet was squashed, and his face hit the back.” Another policeman said, “Well, he is still breathing. Let’s turn his head back!… “A slap, ah! His breathing stopped.
笑話六—Joke 6
有個睡眠不足的人，開車迷迷糊糊，老壓 黃線，警察以為他喝醉酒，就要他停車下 來做檢查，結果發現他沒喝酒，警察一邊 做紀錄一邊說：「好了 ！你可以走了！」There was a person who lacked sleep. He drove in a daze. He used to press the yellow line. The police thought he was drunk and asked him to stop for a check. It turned out that he was not drinking. The police made a record and said: You can go now!”
他連忙鑽進車子，發動引擎，一路開回家 。 不久 ， 那個警察來敲門 ， 臉色很不好 看，他問 ：「車子呢？」那人回答：「在車庫啊 ！」警察讓他打開車庫 ，啊 ！ 原來他把警車開回來了！還忘了熄火呢！He quickly got into the car, started the engine, and drove home. Soon, the policeman came knocking on the door and his face was very ugly. He asked, “Where is the car?” The man replied, “In the garage!” The police asked him to open the garage, ah! It turned out that he drove the police car back! He forgot to turn off the engine!
笑話七—Joke 7
一個警察在街上攔下一輛跑車，他跟駕駛人說：「你連闖三個紅燈，又超速，我要 給你開兩張罰單。」那個人不耐煩地說： 「紅燈綠燈，跳來跳去，看不清楚！」A policeman stopped a sports car on the street. He told the driver, “You run three red lights and you are speeding. I will give you two tickets.” The man said impatiently, “Red The light is green, jumping around, you can’t see clearly!”
那個人的太太連忙說：「長官！別理他，他 喝酒喝多了才亂說話。」警察拿出手銬， 對那人說：「酒後駕車，你被逮捕了，跟我走。」The man’s wife said quickly, “Sir! Leave him alone, he only talked nonsense after drinking too much.” The policeman took out the handcuffs and said to the man, “Drunk. Drive, you are arrested, follow me.”