我不姓王My Last Name is Not Wang

張先生是一個很不細心、很馬虎的人，

Mr. Zhang was a very careless and sloppy person.

他常常寫錯字，也常常認錯人，

He often wrote wrong characters and often recognizes the wrong people,

所以大家都叫他馬虎先生。

So(therefore) everyone called him Mr. Sloppy.

有一天，張先生在路上看見一個朋友，

One day, Mr. Zhang saw someone on the street,

他說：゙嗨王老師，你好嗎？

He said: ﾞHi Teacher Wang, how are you?

那個人還沒回答，The man hasn’t answered yet,  (before the other person had a chance to answer)

張先生又說： 啊！ 王老師，你變了！
Mr. Zhang said again(continued said): Ah! Teacher Wang, you have changed!

你沒有以前胖，而且也沒有以前高了，
You are not as heavy as before, and you are not as tall as before,

你比以前黑多了，你的身體還好吧？

You look much darker than before, how is your health?

那個人說：對不起，我不姓王！

The man said: I am sorry! My last name is not Wang!

張先生聽了，Mr. Zhang heard,

忽然大聲說：Suddenly said loudly:

你真的變了，你看你連姓什麼都變了！

You really have changed! Look, even your last name has changed!

那個人聽了，忍不住大笑起來。

When the person heard this, he couldn’t help but burst out laughing.